The Inner Monologue

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Orlando, FL – May 21, 2044 – A bold new vision for experiencing America’s natural wonders is coming to life in Central Florida. Today, a team of innovative entrepreneurs and theme park enthusiasts announced Mini-America, a revolutionary concept that brings the grandeur of national parks closer to home—starting with Brand Canyon, a meticulously crafted 1/10th-scale replica of the Grand Canyon.

“Why trek across the country when you can enjoy the majesty of nature in your own backyard?” said Katherine Miller, CEO of Mini-America. “Our parks are designed for convenience, accessibility, and fun—without the hassle of long drives, unpredictable weather, or sleeping in a tent. It’s the great outdoors, perfected!”

Brand Canyon: The First Mini-National Park

Spanning 100 acres, Brand Canyon will offer all the awe-inspiring beauty of the real Grand Canyon—just smaller and with more amenities, including:

• A scenic tram ride to the bottom of the canyon
• A 1/10th-scale Colorado River for leisurely strolls along its banks
• A Southwest-inspired food court (tacos, BBQ, and more)
• A gift shop featuring Native American-inspired souvenirs

Coming Soon: More Mini-Parks!

Brand Canyon is just the beginning. Future expansions in the Mini-America collection will include:

• Mini-Yellowstone – A 50-acre geothermal wonderland with bubbling hot springs and tiny erupting geysers
• Mini-Yosemite – A 75-acre granite paradise with mini waterfalls and family-friendly hiking trails
• Mini-Zion – A 25-acre sandstone canyon with adorable rock formations

Why Choose Mini-America?

✅ Convenience – No cross-country flights or backcountry camping required
✅ Accessibility – Stroller- and wheelchair-friendly paths
✅ Affordability – Tickets starting at just $29.99
✅ Sustainability – Smaller footprint, fewer emissions

Join the Mini-Revolution!

Follow @MiniAmericaParks for updates and be among the first to experience Brand Canyon when it opens. The great outdoors just got a whole lot greater—and a whole lot closer!