So the anti-fluoride crowd is at it again, clutching their pearls over the latest NTP report like it’s a smoking gun proving that fluoridated water is turning us all into mindless zombies. But here’s the thing—the study doesn’t actually say that. In fact, it explicitly avoids calling for an end to municipal fluoridation. Why? Because the dose makes the poison, and we’ve been applying that logic to literally everything else since the dawn of time.
The Study’s Actual Findings (For Those Who Don’t Just Read Headlines)
- Yes, very high fluoride exposure (think 2–10x U.S. levels, mostly from natural sources in places like China) is linked to lower IQ in kids.
- No, U.S. fluoridation at 0.7 mg/L is not shown to cause brain drain.
- The report’s big ask? More research—not panic, not bans, not a return to the dental dark ages.
But sure, let’s ignore that and pretend the study “proves” fluoridation is evil. While we’re at it, why don’t we ban these other deadly substances that—gasp!—are also harmful at high doses?
Things More Dangerous Than Fluoride (But Nobody’s Freaking Out)
- Water
- Benefit: Keeps you alive.
- Overdose: Drink too much too fast, and you’ll drown your own cells (hyponatremia). Marathon runners have died this way. Ban H₂O now!
- Oxygen
- Benefit: Breathing. Highly recommended.
- Overdose: Pure O₂ can fry your lungs or cause seizures. Big Air is poisoning us!
- Salt
- Benefit: Makes food edible and keeps your nerves working.
- Overdose: One-time chug of soy sauce = coma. Daily excess = hypertension. Salt is a silent killer!
- Vitamin A
- Benefit: Prevents blindness.
- Overdose: Eat a polar bear liver (or just too many supplements) and enjoy organ failure. Big Vitamin is hiding the truth!
- Caffeine
- Benefit: Makes mornings survivable.
- Overdose: Chug 100 espresso shots and meet your maker. Starbucks is a drug cartel!
The Hypocrisy of Selective Outrage
Nobody’s out here demanding we ban salt because it can be deadly at absurd doses. We don’t see protests against oxygen despite its well-documented toxicity at high concentrations. But fluoride? Oh, suddenly we’re all chemists with a vendetta.
The NTP report is clear: At current U.S. levels, fluoridation is safe and effective. The risks come from extreme exposure—like drinking well water with fluoride levels rivaling industrial waste. Meanwhile, cavities don’t care about your conspiracy theories.
Bottom Line
If we applied the same hysterical logic to everything else that’s harmful in excess, we’d be:
- Dehydrated (water is risky!).
- Breathless (oxygen is toxic!).
- Burdened with rotten teeth (but hey, at least our IQs might be 0.2 points higher, according to one study in a high-fluoride village in Mongolia).
So can we chill? Or at least direct our panic toward something actually scary—like the fact that alcohol (a literal carcinogen) is glorified while fluoride (which cuts cavities by 25%) is treated like a CIA mind-control plot?
TL;DR: Fluoride at 0.7 mg/L = fine. Fluoride at 10 mg/L = bad. This isn’t complicated. Now go brush your teeth.
(Sources: Science. Common sense. The NTP report everyone’s misquoting.)
P.S. If you’re still worried, maybe switch to bottled water—which is often less regulated than tap water. Cheers! 🍵⚗️
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