The Inner Monologue

Oh, this is rich. You wanna wave your little flag, scream about “socialism” at town halls, and then turn around and cash your Social Security check like it’s some kind of patriotic duty? PATHETIC. You’re not a conservative—you’re a hypocrite with a MAGA hat.

SOCIALIST SECURITY? COMMYCARE? YOU MEAN YOUR GOVERNMENT CRUTCHES?

You spent your whole life calling people “moochers,” but the second Uncle Sam dangles a check in front of you, suddenly it’s “I earned this!” BULL. You didn’t earn squat—you leached off a system you claim to hate while real Americans built their own futures.

• “Personal responsibility!” — Unless it’s your retirement, then suddenly it’s “gimme my government check!”
• “Bootstraps!” — Unless you need a Medicare-funded hip replacement, then it’s “I paid into the system!” (Newsflash: SO DID EVERYONE ELSE.)
• “Free markets!” — Unless it’s farm subsidies, corporate bailouts, or PPP loans, then suddenly socialism is just fine.

YOU BLEW YOUR MONEY ON CRAP, NOW YOU WANT MY TAXES TO SAVE YOU?

Oh, so you drove a lifted truck you couldn’t afford, ate fast food for 30 years, and now you’re shocked your heart’s a ticking time bomb? And whose problem is that? YOURS. But no—instead of owning your mistakes, you’re signing up for Medicaid while screeching about “socialized medicine.” THE AUDACITY.

• You had 40 years to save for retirement. You didn’t. Now you expect MY kids to fund your golden years? HARD PASS.
• You voted against welfare but take disability for your “bad back” the second manual labor gets tough? FRAUD.
• You scream “TAXATION IS THEFT!” but cash every government check you can? THAT’S THEFT TOO, CHAMP.

REAL REPUBLICANS PAY THEIR OWN WAY

I don’t care if it’s Social Security, Medicare, or food stamps—if you take it, you’re part of the problem.

• I pay my own doctor bills.
• I save for my own retirement.
• I don’t need the government to feed me, house me, or wipe my nose.

If you do? You’re not a Republican—you’re a welfare statist with a flag pin.

LAST CHANCE TO FIX THIS: DROP THE HANDOUTS OR DROP THE “CONSERVATIVE” LABEL

Either stand on your own two feet like a real American or admit you’re just another government-dependent moocher. But you don’t get to bash socialism while slurping from its trough.

🇺🇸 REAL MEN DON’T TAKE HANDOUTS. REAL CONSERVATIVES DON’T NEED THEM. 🇺🇸

GET OFF THE DOLE OR GET OUT OF THE PARTY.