The Inner Monologue

“Delusions of Grandeur: Why the Middle Class Loves Licking Boots”

Ah, the first-world middle class—the ultimate victims of the “temporarily embarrassed millionaire” syndrome. They clutch their Starbucks lattes, scroll through Zillow listings of homes they can’t afford, and whisper to themselves, “Just a few more grind sessions, and I’ll be dining with the billionaires.” Meanwhile, their actual proximity to financial ruin is a single medical…
Spinach, Cavities, and the Limits of Love

There is a quiet category error we keep making when it comes to emotional pain. It’s well-intentioned, even compassionate—but it’s wrong in a way that does real harm. We’ve decided that because suffering is human, all suffering should be handled socially. That if you’re struggling, the right answer is to “talk to someone.”And if you…
Charity vs. Partnership: What America and China Think They’re Doing Abroad—and Why It Matters

The United States and China spend enormous energy arguing over how much influence each has in the developing world. Far less attention is paid to a quieter but more revealing difference: how each country understands the act of giving itself. To oversimplify—yet still be mostly right—the United States tends to see foreign aid as charity,…
Nationalism as the Politics of Diminished Horizons

There is a comforting story that nations tell themselves when the world begins to slip from their grasp. It is a story about pride, identity, heritage, and sovereignty. It is a story that insists the nation is not shrinking, not fading, not losing relevance—but waking up. That story is nationalism. Yet history suggests something less…
Post-Truth as Planted Evidence

One of the persistent misunderstandings in contemporary political analysis is the belief that post-truth movements are driven primarily by ignorance, misinformation, or cognitive failure. This framing is comforting because it implies a solvable problem: correct the record, educate the public, improve media literacy, and truth will reassert itself. But this diagnosis is increasingly inadequate. What…
Biker-Con and the Age of Symbolic Transgression

Why America Prefers Pretending to Break the Rules Over Actually Doing It America didn’t become timid. It became insured, documented, and optimized. That shift explains why the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally now feels less like a gathering of outlaws and more like a convention devoted to the idea of outlaw life. Sturgis didn’t lose its meaning—it…
Punitive Tariffs Don’t Build Nations

There is a comforting simplicity to the idea of punitive tariffs. If foreign goods are hurting domestic industry, raise their price. If factories left, make leaving expensive. If globalization hollowed out the middle class, punish globalization until it behaves. It feels intuitive. It feels tough. It feels like action. And yet, decade after decade, punitive…
The Pity Purchase Problem: Why Charity That Depends on Guilt Can Never Scale

There is a quiet but powerful category of economic behavior that almost everyone participates in, yet few people ever name: the pity purchase. It’s the transaction you make not because you want the product, but because declining it feels awkward, unkind, or morally suspect. The wrapping paper you don’t need. The popcorn that costs twice…
Breaking News: Your Personality Is Just 5 Thoughts in a Trench Coat

Hey there, “well-rounded individual”—you think you’re a kaleidoscope of passions, but let’s be real: your brain runs on the same five mental apps, all of which are basically just different skins for anxiety. Ever paused between pretending to read an article (you skimmed the headline of) to audit what actually occupies your mental RAM? Spoiler:…
“An Open Letter to the ‘Regular’ Rich: You’re Not as Rich as You Think (And That’s Why You Should Tax the Hell Out of the Uber-Rich)”

Let’s have an uncomfortable chat, my fellow “rich” people. You know who you are—you’ve got the nice house, the investment portfolio, maybe a vacation home or two. You’re doing great compared to most Americans. But here’s the brutal truth: you’re not actually rich. Not in the way that matters. Oh sure, you’re rich compared to…