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The Ballroom of Manufactured Outrage: When AI, Politics, and Propaganda Waltz Together
In the ever-accelerating carnival of modern politics, few spectacles are more predictable—or more profitable—than the weekly outbreak of manufactured outrage. This week’s tempest, if we can call it that, erupted over President Donald J. Trump’s “visionary” addition of a grand, privately funded ballroom to the White House—a supposed act of architectural destiny, framed as an…
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The Last Speed Bump: What Happens When America Abolishes the Filibuster
⚖️ There are few mechanisms in American governance more paradoxical than the Senate filibuster. It is at once the guardian of minority rights and the warden of majority will. It slows tyranny and obstructs progress in the same breath. For some, it is a relic of an age that prized deliberation over action. For others,…
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America’s Great Roadside Wardrobe: A Love Letter to Lost Laundry
If aliens ever land and want to understand America, they don’t need to hack our satellites or sift through TikTok. They just need to walk along the side of any interstate. There, among the gravel and Red Bull cans, they’ll find the story of who we are — told in discarded sneakers, faded t-shirts, and…
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Redirecting Fines to Justice: A Flawed but Fairer Fix
In the endless tug-of-war between punishment and fairness, the United States has quietly built a justice system where money whispers louder than principle. Courts extract billions every year in fines, fees, and forfeitures—often from those least able to pay—while public defenders struggle to do more with less. What if we changed the current equation entirely…
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Relax, Chicken Little: The Sky Isn’t Actually Falling (Probably)
Oh no! The stock market is crashing! A politician said something unhinged! A corporation did something evil! A new virus is spreading! A celebrity said something dumb! The world is definitely ending this time—just like it was definitely ending last time, and the time before that, and the time before that… Here’s a fun fact:…
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When Both Parties Pull the Same Trick and Still Pretend They’re Shocked
It’s rare in American politics to see both major parties pulling the same sleazy move at the same time. Usually, one side is doing the thing, and the other is righteously screaming about the thing—while secretly wishing they could do the thing. But late 2025? Oh, it’s a historic moment. California Democrats and Texas Republicans…
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I’m stumped
What’s the biggest risk you’d like to take — but haven’t been able to? The biggest risk I’d like to take but haven’t? Honestly, I’m stumped—mostly because I already made a hobby out of taking them. At this point, I’ve run out of “don’t do this” warnings to ignore. I’ve changed careers, wandered deserts, published…
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The Quiet Power of Nobodies
There is a strange liberation in being nobody.Not a name that echoes, not a voice that carries, not a face that must always look certain of itself. To be a single speck in the collective swarm of humanity—an anonymous note in the symphony of billions—is not despair. It is freedom. It is the freedom of…
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The Irony of the Imitation: America’s King in a Republic’s Clothing
Two hundred and forty-nine years ago, American patriots drafted a document that was as much an indictment as it was a declaration. The Declaration of Independence didn’t just proclaim freedom—it itemized, in meticulous fury, the abuses of power by King George III. Those twenty-odd grievances became the moral blueprint of what America would never again…
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The Long Road Back: How Long It Would Take to Un-Trump America
As of October 2025, the United States is living through the early chapters of a quiet revolution — not waged with soldiers or banners, but with pink slips, budget riders, and the calculated demolition of the federal state. The Heritage Foundation’s Project 2025, once dismissed as a think-tank fantasy, is now being operationalized through the…