The Inner Monologue

Product Name: Lucky Pulse X7™Category: Quantum Probability Enhancer (QPE)Model: LPX7-Pro (High-Stakes Edition) Description: The Lucky Pulse X7™ is a cutting-edge wearable device designed to optimize personal luck dynamics in controlled gaming environments. Utilizing advanced stochastic resonance modulation and biometric feedback algorithms, the X7 interacts with ambient electromagnetic fields to subtly influence probability outcomes—without direct machine…

Ah, the age-old political strategy: Things are bad, and it’s all their fault. Who’s them? Doesn’t matter! The point isn’t that they are actually the problem—the point is that someone must be. And if you, dear citizen, want to feel better about your miserable existence, all you have to do is agree that those people…

Let’s talk about intelligence—or, more accurately, let’s talk about how most people don’t want to talk about intelligence because they’ve already decided they’re secretly in the top 1%. Spoiler alert: They’re not. If we could measure general intelligence with perfect accuracy (which we can’t, but play along), we’d find a delightful bell curve where most…

Let’s pour one out for the Renaissance Human—that mythical, multi-talented beast who could design a war machine before lunch, recite sonnets during, and probably deliver your baby by dinner. Their entire brand was “I can handle it.” We, their evolutionary successors, have a different brand. It’s “There’s an app for that.” We are the proud…

When DOGE entered the scene in 2025 under the banner of “efficiency,” it promised a national reset: cut waste, streamline government, return value to taxpayers. But what’s emerged is a striking asymmetry: a narrow slice of beneficiaries intercept gains, while most Americans shoulder steep costs. Below is a comparison of who wins under DOGE and…

Oh, America. Land of the free, home of the brave, and absolute suckers for a good ol’ military-industrial grift. Let’s talk about our beloved defense budget—the one that could single-handedly fund universal healthcare, fix every pothole in the country, and still have enough left over to buy every citizen a pony. But no. Instead, we…

Overview The John Wick universe spans only six months of in-world time but encompasses centuries of hidden institutions, codes, and histories. Within this compressed timeline lies a rich web of untold stories — of loyalty and betrayal, faith and discipline, survival and rebellion. This proposal outlines ten interconnected projects — films, series, or limited events…

I. The Premise: A New Form of Product Liability There’s an old legal idea that’s been tested across industries: if a company designs, markets, and sells a product that causes harm, it can be held liable for that harm.We’ve seen it play out with tobacco, pharmaceuticals, automobiles, even toys. And yet, as humanity builds a…

When less than ten percent of a town votes, democracy doesn’t die — it drifts into a coma. It’s still technically alive, still breathing through the tubes of legality and procedure, but the pulse that gives it meaning — participation — has grown faint. And in that silence, a new kind of government quietly takes…