The Inner Monologue

There was a time, not so long ago, when the surest route to middle-class stability didn’t run through Silicon Valley or Wall Street. It ran through boot camp. For Generation Jones—those born roughly between 1955 and 1965—one of the smartest long-range career strategies was the quietest: Two retirements. Two sets of lifetime benefits. Full health…

For more than two centuries, coal has been the fuel of human ambition. It lit the forges of the Industrial Revolution, built the skylines of the modern world, and powered the war machines that shaped history. It made nations wealthy, but it also darkened skies, poisoned rivers, and altered the atmosphere itself. Now, as the…

There is a curious thread that connects four men from vastly different nations and political systems: Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, Nicolás Maduro, and Andrés Manuel López Obrador. Each claims to speak for “the people,” yet what they truly market is themselves. They have turned politics into performance, governance into branding, and public trust into a…

History doesn’t always repeat itself in brass bands and gold leaf. Sometimes it creeps back through loopholes, budget riders, and agency memos no one reads. The United States may not yet be gilded, but it’s beginning to shimmer with that same strange luster that marked the 1890s: the glow of concentrated wealth against a darkening…

There was a time when ignorance was something to overcome, not something to celebrate. To be uninformed was an accident of circumstance, not an identity. Yet in the early 21st century, as technology delivered more knowledge to more people than at any other point in human history, a strange inversion occurred: knowing less became a…

Once upon a time, buying in bulk meant buying smart. Families stuffed their pantries with giant jars of peanut butter, gallon jugs of detergent, and 24-packs of toilet paper because bigger meant cheaper per ounce, per wipe, per load. It was common sense, reinforced by decades of Depression-era thrift and postwar consumer wisdom. But somewhere…

I. The Theater of Dysfunction When a government ceases to function, the public assumes it is by accident — a failure of negotiation, a gridlock of ideology, a temporary lapse in leadership. But when dysfunction begins to look methodical, when paralysis aligns too neatly with political strategy, we have to ask the uncomfortable question: what…

Let’s get one thing straight: Robots have been running the show for decades. They just don’t look like the shiny, whirring, overly polite C-3PO knockoffs you were promised. No, the real robot uprising happened quietly, efficiently, and without a single dramatic monologue about the meaning of existence. Meet the Original Robot: The Steam-Powered Wage Slave…

Ah, caveat emptor—the Latin phrase that roughly translates to “don’t come crying to me when your impulse buy from a TikTok ad turns out to be a glorified paperweight.” In today’s world, where consumers are swaddled in the cozy blanket of refund policies, FTC warnings, and endless Yelp rants, we’ve somehow convinced ourselves that purchasing…