The Inner Monologue

We moderns live under a comforting delusion — that we are the culmination of a grand story called progress. We look back on the people of 1,000 or 10,000 years ago as primitive: simple-minded, superstitious, and emotionally undeveloped. We talk about “ancient man” as though he were another species, fumbling toward the light of civilization…

In 2014, I made a bold forecast: Now, in 2025, let’s examine how close we are to this futuristic vision—and whether quantum mechanics will truly revolutionize global communication. The Prediction: Instant Communication via Quantum Entanglement Quantum entanglement—a phenomenon Einstein famously called “spooky action at a distance”—allows two particles to remain intrinsically linked, no matter how…

There’s a popular conspiracy theory circulating online — that venture capitalists are buying up all the houses just to “flip” them for astronomical profits, locking ordinary people out of homeownership. It’s the kind of theory that fits perfectly into our collective anxiety about inequality: the rich snapping up what little is left of the American…

Every few years, a government cuts a program, a company shutters a lab, or a university quietly ends a line of research. The announcement always sounds like a funeral: “A sad day for science.” “A step backward for innovation.” “We’ve lost our edge.” But that narrative assumes civilization operates as one unified project. It doesn’t.…

There is a small, almost laughably trivial irony flickering in bedrooms and hallways across the modern world. The humble LED nightlight—our technological evolution of the soft-glow plug-ins of childhood—often uses more electricity when the light is off than when it’s on. It’s true. When the light detects dawn or ambient illumination, it dutifully extinguishes its…

There is a cynical comfort in dismissing failed ideas. “Another waste of time,” we say, as we scroll past a new gadget that flopped, a social movement that fizzled, or a startup that burned through its funding. We treat these failures as clutter — the debris field of human overconfidence. But the truth is far…

There is something almost theatrical about American health insurance. It dresses itself in the language of markets and choice, yet performs more like a state religion—complete with tithes, rituals, and a priesthood of billing specialists. The smallest of its rituals is the copay: that tiny offering we drop into the coffer each time we step…

There is a special kind of driver who believes they are the master of the road, confident in their knowledge, certain of their skill, and unshakable in their belief that all circular intersections are the same. These are the people who still call a modern roundabout a “traffic circle.” Bless their hearts. They are the…

Welcome to adulthood, where everyone’s screaming “follow your passion!” while quietly drowning in student debt. You’ve been fed lies like “hard work always pays off” (lol) and “just be yourself!” (unless “yourself” is bad at Excel). Newsflash: Success in your 20s isn’t about luck or vibes—it’s about playing the game better than the clueless NPCs…

Ah, the age-old debate: Is Chris Stapleton better than Bob Seger? Or, as I like to call it, How to Get Uninvited from Thanksgiving Dinner in One Easy Conversation. Let’s settle this once and for all—or at least give you enough ammunition to annoy your uncle at the next family gathering. Round 1: The Voices…