The Inner Monologue

In 2014, I made a bold forecast: Now, in 2025, with the 2030s on the horizon, let’s evaluate this prediction’s trajectory—how close are we to a quantum-powered world? Prediction #1: The 2030s as the “Decade of Quantum Systems” ✅ On Track, But Challenges Remain Quantum technologies are advancing rapidly, but full-scale commercialization is still in…

Running a Dungeon & Dragons (D&D) campaign is a rewarding but demanding task. Between crafting compelling narratives, managing NPCs, tracking combat, and improvising player choices, even experienced Dungeon Masters (DMs) can feel overwhelmed. Fortunately, artificial intelligence (AI) can serve as a powerful assistant—helping streamline prep work, enhance storytelling, and reduce the cognitive load during sessions.…

Oh, you magnificent, miserable nerd. You did it. You became one of those people who actually reads ingredient lists, compares unit pricing, and understands what “planned obsolescence” means. And now? Every single purchasing decision feels like defusing a bomb while corporate America laughs at you. Let me count the ways your cursed knowledge has ruined…

Let’s talk about the dream—you know, the one where you buy a bunch of stuff just in case your life magically transforms into something it’s never been. The Minivan for Grandkids Who Don’t Exist (Yet) Ah, the classic: A couple trades in their perfectly functional sedan for a hulking minivan because someday the grandkids might…

When it comes to conquering the toughest trails, not all vehicles are created equal. Over the decades, a select few have earned legendary status for their ability to tackle rocks, mud, sand, and everything in between. Whether you’re a die-hard overlander or a weekend warrior, these are the machines that have set the standard for…

In 2021, I made a provocative legal forecast: Now, as AI rapidly evolves, let’s examine whether this prediction is on track—or if the legal system will resist such a sweeping change. What Is Vicarious Liability? Vicarious liability is a legal doctrine that holds one party (usually an employer) responsible for the wrongful actions of another…

Let’s play a game. Gather ten people in a room, show them a 30-second video of a crime, then ask them to describe what happened. Spoiler alert: You’ll get twelve different versions of events, half of them wildly contradictory, and at least one person will swear the perpetrator was a 6’5″ blonde when the suspect…

Ah, humanity—the species that put a man on the moon, invented the internet, and then decided the best use of that technology was to ask their Facebook friends, “What time does McDonald’s stop serving breakfast?” instead of typing those exact words into Google like a functioning adult. Let’s be clear: There are no stupid questions.…

Ah, the United States—land of the free, home of the brave, and, apparently, a secret socialist paradise. While politicians love to rail against the evils of “socialism,” the truth is that the U.S. government runs plenty of programs that, in any other country, would have Fox News hosts clutching their pearls. So, for all the…

Back in 2014, I made a bold forecast about the future of transportation: Now, as we approach the midpoint between 2014 and 2030, let’s examine whether this prediction is on track—or if reality is taking a different route. Prediction #1: Most Gasoline Vehicles Will Be Plug-In Hybrids by 2030 Current Status (2024): PHEVs Are Growing,…