The Inner Monologue

“It doesn’t matter what you stand for if you are standing outside.” The origins of this powerful quote may be unknown, but its message is timeless: If you want to see change, you must be part of the process. Too often, people disengage from politics, activism, or social movements because they feel disillusioned, overwhelmed, or…

In 2014, I made a provocative forecast about the future of personal freedom and government control: At the time, this seemed dystopian—but as we approach the mid-2020s, early signs suggest this prediction may be alarmingly accurate. Let’s examine the evidence, current trends, and whether this future is inevitable. Why Would Governments Ban Off-Grid Living? Living…

In the political tradition, history is filled with passionate movements, popular uprisings, and transformative leaders. Many of these start as responses to real grievances or opportunities for reform. But over time, some of them harden into rigid ideologies—what we might call “-isms.” And when that happens, a critical line is crossed. An “-ism” isn’t just…

So, your car decided today was the day to stage a dramatic breakdown on the side of the road. Fantastic. You, being a responsible adult (or at least pretending to be), whip out your phone and call your beloved roadside assistance provider—AAA, CoachNet, your insurance company, whoever promised to be your knight in shining flatbed.…

Ah, CYA—the corporate world’s favorite acronym. Management loves to toss it around like some sacred mantra: “Always CYA!” “Document everything!” “Send that follow-up email!” And sure, in theory, “Cover Your Ass” is sound advice. But let’s be real—if you’re in deep enough to need ass-covering, you’re probably in deep enough to need a lawyer. The…

Remember the good old days when workers lived in company housing, shopped at the company store, and died in the company mines? Well, grab your bootstraps, folks—because Corporate America is bringing it all back, but this time with apps! 1. “Flexible” Work Contracts (Read: Indentured Servitude With a 401k) Why let basic human rights get…

Let’s be honest—there is nothing funnier than listening to someone who doesn’t speak your language try to speak it anyway. Not with a few memorized phrases, not with a half-decent accent, but with full, unhinged commitment to absolute nonsense. Just pure, unfiltered gibberish, delivered with the confidence of a diplomat at the UN. And before…

Let’s settle this once and for all, because apparently, some of you still think a tastefully arranged throw pillow is art. Spoiler: It’s not. It’s just a cushion you’ve fetishized because it matches your vibe. Art makes you feel. Ornamentation makes you look. That’s it. That’s the tweet. But since we live in a world…

Ah, childhood—that magical time when we’re fed comforting little lies wrapped in moralistic fables, only to grow up and realize the world doesn’t operate on Aesop’s simplistic nonsense. Congratulations, parents! Your kid now thinks billionaires are just really disciplined ants and that homeless people should’ve spent less time fiddling and more time hoarding grain like…