The Inner Monologue

Why Facebook Users Are the New Drunk Drivers—And Why Nobody Cares

We used to laugh off drunk driving. In the 1950s and ’60s, it was a joke—something reckless but socially acceptable, something that “happened to other people.” Then, as the bodies piled up, society finally woke up. Laws tightened, attitudes shifted, and what was once a casual risk became a moral failing. Today, we’re living through…
The Death of Home Cooking: How America’s Meal Habits Have Imploded in 25 Years

Remember when “dinner” meant an actual home-cooked meal? Yeah, neither do most Americans. Over the past quarter-century, the way we eat has undergone a quiet but catastrophic transformation—one that’s turned kitchens into glorified microwave stations and turned “What’s for dinner?” into a daily existential crisis. Let’s take a horrifying (but fascinating) trip through the numbers.…
The Disappointment of Seeing a Smart Colleague Share Something Stupid

We’ve all been there. You’re scrolling through social media, minding your business, when suddenly you see it: A former colleague—someone you once respected for their intelligence, critical thinking, and rationality—has posted something blatantly false, misleading, or just flat-out ridiculous. Maybe it’s a conspiracy theory. Maybe it’s a misrepresented statistic. Maybe it’s a political hot take…
Why Stacking Wind Turbine Blades Is a Viable (Though Imperfect) Disposal Solution

As the wind energy industry grows, so does the challenge of disposing of decommissioned turbine blades. While recycling and repurposing remain the gold standard, current limitations in technology and cost make these options difficult to scale. In the meantime, simply stacking used blades in controlled piles is a surprisingly practical disposal method—despite not being the…
The Hidden Economic Power of Radio Astronomy: How Stargazing Drives Global Innovation

When we think of radio astronomy, we often picture giant dishes scanning the cosmos for distant galaxies and pulsars. But beyond unraveling the mysteries of the universe, this field has quietly revolutionized industries—from your smartphone’s GPS to life-saving medical imaging. The global economic impact of radio astronomy is staggering, though often overlooked. While it’s difficult…
Introducing Chechuche: The Elite Cleaner & Deodorizer You’ve Been Missing

For years, gamers, hackers, and tech enthusiasts have relied on a secret weapon to keep their gear pristine and their spaces fresh—Chechuche. This powerful yet versatile cleaner has been the go-to solution for everything from streak-free computer screens to eliminating stubborn sneaker stench. And now, it’s time for the world to discover its magic. What…
Transcript of my speech given in Geneva Switzerland on Monday, March 3rd 3000, at “Millennium III: Humanity’s Past, Present, and Infinite Future” conference

Keynote Address: “Evolutionary and Societal Transformations in Post-Millennial Humanity”Presented at the Third Millennium Global Symposium on Anthropogenic Futures (Millennium III: Humanity’s Past, Present, and Infinite Future)Location: Geneva, Switzerland | Date: 3 March 3000 Abstract:This transcript documents a plenary speech delivered at the inaugural session of the Millennium III conference, a multidisciplinary convening marking the turn of the…
Reductio Ad Absurdum: The Blog Post That Explains Itself Into Oblivion

Welcome, dear reader, to what may very well be the most absurd blog post you’ll ever read. Why? Because I’m about to explain reductio ad absurdum using reductio ad absurdum—a technique so delightfully circular that if it were a snake, it would have already swallowed its own tail, choked, and then argued in the afterlife…
Why AI Should Focus on the “Should, Could, and Won’t” Tasks—Not Just the “Must”

Artificial intelligence has made incredible strides in solving some of the most critical challenges in fields like healthcare, finance, and logistics. But while AI researchers often concentrate on automating high-stakes, essential tasks, they may be overlooking a vast landscape of opportunities—tasks that fall into the Should, Could, and Won’t categories. The MoSCoW Method: A Framework…
The Most Overly Comprehensive Blog Disclaimer in Human History

Before you proceed, please read this disclaimer in its entirety. If you choose to ignore it, that’s on you—but don’t say I didn’t warn you. 1. I Am Not a Professional (Of Any Kind, Really) 2. I Possess No Supernatural or Secret Powers 3. This Blog is Pure Chaos 4. You Are Responsible for Your…