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“Why Break a Sweat When You Can Break a Thought?”
Let’s be honest: manual labor is for people who enjoy things like “calluses,” “sore backs,” and “the existential dread of realizing they’ll be doing this exact same motion until retirement.” Meanwhile, the rest of us figured out early on that the best way to earn a paycheck is to sit in a chair, stare at…
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“Congratulations, Ladies & Gentlemen—We’ve Been Played”
Ladies first: Let’s take a moment to appreciate the sheer brilliance of the world’s marketing campaign on How To Be A Woman™. It’s truly impressive how thoroughly the world bought into—and then aggressively resold—every limiting, contradictory, and utterly exhausting stereotype ever dreamed up by people who definitely weren’t women. Lesson 1: Your Worth is Directly…
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Welcome to My Blog: Where I Remind You of Stuff You Already Know
Let’s get one thing straight—I’m not here to blow your mind with groundbreaking revelations. If you’re looking for a dissertation on quantum mechanics, string theory, or the socioeconomic implications of 14th-century Mongolian trade routes, congratulations, you’ve wildly overestimated me. Try MIT. Or Wikipedia. Or, honestly, just shout your question into the void—it’s probably more productive.…
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Humans Are Terrible at Time (And Yes, That Means You)
Let’s talk about how utterly bad humans are at understanding time. Like, catastrophically, hilariously bad. We have this charming little habit of treating wildly different chunks of time as if they’re basically the same. “Oh yeah, that happened, like… an hour ago. Or a day ago. Or maybe a year ago? Whatever, it’s all kind…
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The Psychological Time Trap: Or, Why You’re Secretly a Fossil
Ah, nostalgia. That warm, fuzzy blanket woven from selective memory, conveniently forgetting that the “good old days” also included dial-up internet, questionable fashion choices, and the crushing weight of societal expectations that would make a modern therapist weep. Here’s the thing: every generation gets stuck. There’s always a sweet spot in adulthood where you finally…
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Title: “The Ultimate Hacker Scene (But for Real)”
[INT. DARK SERVER ROOM – NIGHT] A lone HACKER (hoodie, mechanical keyboard, caffeine IV drip) sits in front of a boring terminal, fingers flying over the keys. The screen displays: $ sudo ./exploit –target 10.0.0.42 –payload reverse_shell [!] Bypassing ASLR… [!] Writing ROP chain… [*] Spawning shell… NEXT TO THEM: A ridiculous multi-screen setup with:…
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“That’s Robot’s Work!” – How My 2014 Prediction About Robotics in Daily Life Is Already Coming True
Back in 2014, I made a bold forecast about the future of automation: Now, in 2025, we’re already seeing signs that this prediction is unfolding—perhaps even faster than expected. Let’s break it down. Prediction #1: “That’s Robot’s Work” Will Enter Everyday Language ✅ Already Happening (Just Not Universal Yet) While we’re not quite at “robot’s…
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A Free Market Solution to Fix America’s Broken Education System
For centuries, the promise of education has been the cornerstone of a free and prosperous society. Thomas Jefferson envisioned a nation where every citizen had access to knowledge, believing an educated populace was essential to democracy. Yet, despite decades of public schooling, America’s education system has failed to deliver on this promise. Graduates emerge underprepared,…
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Title: “Trickle-Down Responsibility: The Revolutionary Economic Theory Where Everyone’s Problem is Someone Else’s”
Ah, America—land of opportunity, innovation, and the bold new economic philosophy sweeping the nation: Trickle-Down Responsibility™. You’ve heard of trickle-down economics, where wealth magically cascades from the top to the bottom (spoiler: it doesn’t). But why stop there? Now, we’ve perfected the art of trickling down the actual work of governing, ensuring that no level…
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How Accurate Was My 2018 Prediction About Smartphones Replacing Other Devices by 2030?
In 2018, I made a forward-looking prediction: Now, halfway to 2030, let’s examine how this forecast is holding up—and whether we’re truly moving toward a “one-device future.” The Prediction: Smartphones as the Ultimate Hub The core idea was that smartphones would become powerful enough to replace (or at least significantly reduce reliance on) other gadgets,…