Press Release
Department of National Identity
For Immediate Release
Department of National Identity Announces Comprehensive Review of Suspect Marriages
Capital City — The Department of National Identity today announced a comprehensive program to safeguard the integrity of the nation’s matrimonial institution. Following the uncovering of a vast left-wing conspiracy to dilute our national identity through strategically arranged unions, the Department has initiated an unprecedented review of marriages where one spouse was a non-citizen at the time of marriage.
Scope of Action
The review applies retroactively to all marriages formed from the conclusion of World War II (1945) to present day. Any such marriage may be annulled by the government if determined to have undermined the strength and continuity of national identity. Individuals found in violation may face deportation to their country of origin.
Options for Couples
In recognition of the need for orderly processing, the Department offers two options for those wishing to manage their case proactively:
- Bond Posting: Couples may post a $1,000,000 bond to move their case to the end of the review line.
- Self-Deportation: Couples may voluntarily self-deport, which will move their case to the front of the review line, ensuring expedited resolution.
Statement from the Director
“Our nation’s identity is not a commodity to be diluted by foreign influence,” said Director General Miriam Hark, head of the Department of National Identity. “This initiative ensures that loyalty and heritage remain at the center of our collective future. For too long, bad actors have exploited our openness. That era is now over.”
Background
The Department of National Identity has documented clear evidence that left-wing organizations coordinated with foreign actors to weaken the fabric of the nation through targeted marriage arrangements. This action is part of the government’s broader strategy to preserve heritage, ensure purity, and protect loyal citizens from the corrosive effects of conspiratorial foreign entanglements.
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