The Inner Monologue

There was a time when tyranny announced itself with banners and boots. When power was enforced by uniforms, iron, and the clatter of tanks in city squares. But the 21st century has refined despotism into an aesthetic. Today’s autocrat doesn’t drape himself in camouflage; he wraps himself in gold. He doesn’t stand before armies; he…

There was a time when the word “scam” evoked a shadowy figure in a back alley, whispering about counterfeit watches or miracle tonics. Today, the con has gone digital — and omnipresent. The world’s alleys have become inboxes, text threads, and pop-up windows. The golden watch has been replaced by the “guaranteed investment,” the “urgent…

In the ever-accelerating carnival of modern politics, few spectacles are more predictable—or more profitable—than the weekly outbreak of manufactured outrage. This week’s tempest, if we can call it that, erupted over President Donald J. Trump’s “visionary” addition of a grand, privately funded ballroom to the White House—a supposed act of architectural destiny, framed as an…

⚖️ There are few mechanisms in American governance more paradoxical than the Senate filibuster. It is at once the guardian of minority rights and the warden of majority will. It slows tyranny and obstructs progress in the same breath. For some, it is a relic of an age that prized deliberation over action. For others,…

If aliens ever land and want to understand America, they don’t need to hack our satellites or sift through TikTok. They just need to walk along the side of any interstate. There, among the gravel and Red Bull cans, they’ll find the story of who we are — told in discarded sneakers, faded t-shirts, and…

In the endless tug-of-war between punishment and fairness, the United States has quietly built a justice system where money whispers louder than principle. Courts extract billions every year in fines, fees, and forfeitures—often from those least able to pay—while public defenders struggle to do more with less. What if we changed the current equation entirely…

Oh no! The stock market is crashing! A politician said something unhinged! A corporation did something evil! A new virus is spreading! A celebrity said something dumb! The world is definitely ending this time—just like it was definitely ending last time, and the time before that, and the time before that… Here’s a fun fact:…

It’s rare in American politics to see both major parties pulling the same sleazy move at the same time. Usually, one side is doing the thing, and the other is righteously screaming about the thing—while secretly wishing they could do the thing. But late 2025? Oh, it’s a historic moment. California Democrats and Texas Republicans…