The Inner Monologue

Tomorrow’s Shockingly Predictable Future (Spoiler: It’s Just Like Today, But Slightly Worse)

Ah, the future. That glittering, far-off land where flying cars zip through the sky, AI has either enslaved or uplifted humanity (depending on which tech bro you ask), and society has finally evolved beyond the petty squabbles of today. Except—wait. Look around. Does anything actually feel different than yesterday? Or the day before? Or the…
Is the U.S. Entering a Second Gilded Age? Warning Signs and Historical Parallels

Economic inequality has been a recurring theme in American history, but one era stands out as the peak of wealth concentration—when a handful of families controlled an astonishing share of the nation’s riches. The Gilded Age (1870–1900) marked the greatest concentration of wealth among the fewest families in U.S. history, with industrial titans like Rockefeller,…
The 10-Tier Spectrum of Human Capability (And Stupidity)

Human intelligence and problem-solving ability exist on a vast spectrum—from utter helplessness to near-mythical brilliance. To better understand this range, we can categorize people into 10 distinct tiers, each defined by their practical capabilities, autonomy, and ability to solve problems. This framework isn’t just about raw intelligence—it’s about applied competence. A genius who can’t fix…
Trump at the Bottom: A Ranking Based on the Judgments of Other World Leaders

This is not a matter of personal dislike or political bias—it is a quantification, drawn from the actual words and actions of other world leaders, about how they perceive Donald Trump’s global competence. In recent days, several heads of state and government have spoken in unusually blunt, even scornful, terms about Trump’s rhetoric, reversals, and…
Taylor Swift: The Greatest Musician by Any Measurable Standard

For decades, arguments over “the greatest musician of all time” have been dominated by personal taste, nostalgia, and generational bias. Baby Boomers elevate The Beatles. Gen Xers point to Michael Jackson or Madonna. Millennials grew up with Beyoncé or Eminem. But if we strip away the fog of taste and measure greatness in objective terms—economic…
The Freedom to Suffer: How America Refuses Proven Solutions the Rest of the World Enjoys

There’s a peculiar kind of stubbornness baked into the American psyche. It’s the belief that if something works everywhere else, it must be unfit for “the land of the free.” While other advanced nations adopt policies that lower costs, extend life expectancy, and strengthen families, Americans are taught to sneer at them as “socialism.” What…
Make Hurricanes Great Again: Why the National Hurricane Center Must Return to Tradition

By any measure, America’s great institutions are crumbling. Congress is gridlocked, the post office can’t deliver mail on time, and the nation’s once-mighty supply of Bud Light commercials has been reduced to cultural warfare. But perhaps no decline is more symbolic of our national unraveling than the fate of our hurricanes. There was a time—not…
“Patriotism or Pavlovian Obedience? Why ‘Love It or Leave It’ Is a Terrible Argument”

The Cult of Blind Loyalty We’ve all encountered them—the self-appointed guardians of True Patriotism™, who believe that loving your country means never questioning its leaders. Their logic is ironclad: These folks treat patriotism like a loyalty oath to a mob boss. Dissent isn’t just disagreement—it’s heresy, punishable by exile or, if they’re feeling particularly spicy,…
Why You Need to Understand the Ologies (Because “Magic” Isn’t a Scientific Theory)

Let’s face it—most people’s understanding of the natural world is about as deep as a puddle after five minutes of drizzle. They see a weird rock and think, “Huh, neat.” They hear thunder and assume Zeus is cranky. They stumble upon a fossil and whisper, “The devil put that there to test us.” Folks, this…
The Cosmic Whisper vs. The Noise Apocalypse: How to Save Radio Astronomy

The Universe is Talking—But We’re Drowning It Out Picture this: A lone radio telescope, perched on a remote mountaintop, straining to catch the faintest whispers of the cosmos—echoes from black holes, the birth cries of stars, signals from galaxies billions of light-years away. Now imagine a tidal wave of noise—cell towers, satellites, Wi-Fi, and 5G…